Azalina The Politician

Now, this woe-man is really pissing me off.

Just 2 days after her appointment, she berlakon (otherwise known as wayang or acted) like she cared about tourism - although she kept it strictly within her constituency:

(The Star Online, March 30 2008): ...Azalina said, "I understand your problems are real and I want to resolve them immediately because tourism is an important component as one of the nation’s top income earners."

Next in the same article:

On Thursday, she will be meeting with tourism board members to discuss ways to improve the quality of service in the industry. Another item on her priority list is revamping all the State Tourism Action Councils.

"We want to appoint officers who are in tune with the federal government's policies in terms of tourism. The rationale is to appoint officers who understand our policies and execute our plans," she stressed.

Oh... She wants to improve the quality of service and 'revamp' ALL the State Tourism Councils.

I'm not done yet...

How do you hope to overcome problems and issues faced by the ministry?

Azalina: At present the tourism industry is the second highest foreign exchange earner. Last year, due to the success of programmes implemented by the ministry, a total of 20.9 million tourists came into the country, contributing RM46bil in foreign exchange, a growth of 19.5% in tourist arrivals and 52.2% in income compared to the previous year.

The point I'd like to make is, even after:-

1. Acknowledging tourism as the nation's top income earner
2. Promising to improve the quality of services
3. Acknowledging that the tourism industry is the second highest foreign exchange earner (complete with figures - fuyo!)

Even after all that...SHE TRIES TO KILL OFF TOURISM IN OPPOSITION LED STATES without caring if they were the top tourism earners or not.

Azalina, isn't that like shooting yourself in the foot? Considering you ARE the Minister of Tourism and all...just thought I'd highlight that to you, you twat.

To my dear readers, let me translate (from my personal point of view) what she's really saying. But hey, you don't have to take my word for it, this is purely MY interpretation.

(Star Online, April 3 2008): Tourism memorandums of understanding with Opposition-ruled state governments will be terminated given the change in leadership, said Tourism Minister Datuk Seri Azalina Othman said.

Translation 1:
Nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh-nyeh...I'm the Minister of Tourism and I can do whatever the fuck I want to. You are not BN's friend, so you're not MY friend. I don't want to friend you because you don't suck my BNs balls.

Translation 2:
Ha... padan muka korang. Aku dah kata dah, korang patut undi BN...sekarang rasakan. Aku ni dah lama tak dapat period, hormon aku dah tak betul dah ni... jaga kau.

Yes crude, I know. But she irks me so.

She said this was in line with the termination of Tourism Action Councils in the states which were previously chaired by Barisan Nasional’s state executive councillors in charge of tourism in each state.

"Normally, the council works together with the state executive council and local authorities. But now that the leadership in the state governments have changed, we have to terminate the MoUs and the councils," she told a post-Cabinet press briefing yesterday.

Translation 1:
I'm so proud that I came up with this excuse all by myself. All you BN enemies WILL NOT receive anything from ME. Na'ah, chico. No way mama gonna give you love this time, me and my BN chicas gonna make you sorry.

Translation 2:
Well, BN can only work with BN. We are unable to work together with anyone who points out our mistakes. So as I mentioned before, we just HAVE to terminate the MoUs and the councils.

Our ego is too big, we'd rather cut off our arms than admit our wrongs. We are sore losers so we feel that being childish will win us votes for the next election...it's either that or we hope that the people will be so desperate that they'll vote us back.

We are into the practice of blackmailing the people because essentially, we have them by the balls.

Azalina said that a committee would instead be set up, with members appointed by the Federal Government similar to the format implemented in PAS-held Kelantan. "We will appoint committee members from the tourism community to help develop tourism in these states," she said.

Azalina said some tourism events, such as the Penang Music Festival (in May) and the Langkawi Water Festival (this weekend), would go ahead and contracts with state contractors would be honoured. "However, we will re-evaluate plans for other events if they have not started or if the contractors have not been appointed."

Translation:
Instead of having the council who are supposed to work together with the state executive councils and local authorities, I am going to set up a committee of people who I can control. I will marginalise these 5 states and their people, the same way BN has been marginalizing Kelantan all these years.

That being said, events that bring in big bucks like the Penang Music Festival, will go on. This is because I want it to seem like I am doing SOMETHING. However, I will re-evaluate other events because I don't want these Opposition led governments to outdo me and make me look bad.

"Maybe we have to look at other venues or options. But there is no total boycott in tourism. We have to play it by ear and see what these state governments do," she added.

Azalina said industry players she met recently, including hoteliers and travel agencies, had expressed concern over tourism in Opposition-held states, given the players’ huge investments, especially in Penang and Kedah.

Translation:
I will only propose touristy events in other states. But don't worry, this is not a TOTAL boycott... only a partial one. We'll see la how smart these opposition-led state governments are. See? Even the hoteliers and travel agencies have begun licking my ass because I am Minister of Tourism. Let's see these opposition states try to lick my ass now.

"They hope there will not be any negative policies in these states that will affect tourism," she added.

Translation:
I hope there WILL be negative policies in these states that will affect tourism so that I will look good. Because I'm really so stupid that I think being the Minister of Tourism, the performances of these states will not affect me. I'm so dumb that I think this will make me look good and not show how incompetent I actually am.

On PKR, DAP and PAS’ decision to form Pakatan Rakyat, Azalina said it would not last long given their different policies, unlike Barisan which had the same manifesto for all. "Politics is a marriage of convenience. Politicians can say anything they want to gain the people’s support.

"Maybe Pakatan Rakyat will work for a month or a year but it will break up in the end as they are too different," she added.

Translation:
I'm trying to convince BN and myself that PKR/DAP/PAS's decision to form Pakatan Rakyat will not last long because I'm still in shock over the last general election (I still have trouble believing the results).

I'm so conceited so as to believe that I actually won my constituency when it was handed to me on a silver platter. I also think that Pakatan Rakyat is just like BN because politicians can say anything they want to gain the people's support. I mean, BN has been practising this for 50 over years, make empty promises to gain the people's support.

I'm not a politician who actually practices what I preach, so I'm sure Pakatan Rakyat is just another scam like me. I believe that politics is a marriage of convenience: to marry my greedy yet stupid self with a money making machine that supports dumb people...


Azalina,

I hope you read this, you cow. You have no right depriving the people of the opposition states just because you don't like their governments. You have no right to 'hit-back' at these states simply because they did not agree with your BN.

You must remember (if your brain has the capacity) that you are MALAYSIAN Minister of Tourism. Not BARISAN NASIONAL President of Tourism. Stop operating through your shallow short-sighted VINDICTIVE mind and start operating like a MATURED ADULT (notice, I'm not asking you to operate like an INTELLIGENT adult, just ADULT will do, you retard).

You should realise that you are in a position to give more, do more and contribute more to the people and the nation; not to be a female dog (often called a bitch) who smells and licks her master's balls, even though she prefers to lick another bitch.

You're probably such a bimbo that you fail to realise that this statement/policy will greatly affect the normal Joe in these states. Your actions are dishonorable and shows how much you 'care' about Malaysians as a whole.

Listen Azalina, nobody cares about your sexual orientation or your 'butch'ness as long as you do your job and do it well and with all fairness. THIS is what you get if you do/say something stupid.

So if you don't like bloggers pointing out your faults then stop doing/saying stupid things la.
Is that so hard to understand? Yes? I suggest you refresh your kindergarten education. I know 3 year olds who can understand that, if you can't.

YOU DESERVE EVERY INSULT I THREW AT YOU HERE...and it doesn't matter how much you try to 'explain' and 'clarify' to the public. As you said, "politicians can say anything they want to gain the people's support."

You said it, not I.