Son In Law's Shit Doesn't Float

Well, well, well.. what else is new? More cheating and underhanded tricks by the Son in Law.

I went to Chegubard's press conference today at the Chinese Assembly Hall and as luck would have it, I met the man who proudly proclaimed that he would literally die for Malaysia. Who would that be? That's Bernard aka Zorro. This man literally dared that 'they' can do what the hell they want to him (imprison, torture, ISA etc) and he would gladly lay his life down for this country.

Back to Chegubard. He daringly aired out the dirty tactics that were used against him during his campaign/elections by 'gangsters'.

My hometown, Rembau... what has happened? Have criminals taken over Rembau this past couple of years? Have gangsters over taken the area? Are Rembau people turning into thugs and gangsters? Have they deteriorated so much?Answer: No.

Rembau-ans reported that these were imported 'Gangsters'. Assembled in KJ Manufacturing Sdn Bhd and exported to Rembau.

You see, Khairy can't win without playing dirty. He knows it, I know it, you know it. An honorable man will fight a fair fight, but Khairy's not honorable... and his manhood is questionable.

What do I mean 'questionable manhood'?

Didn't his balls shrink when he was invited to a debate with Chegubard? Didn't he scuttle away like the rat that he is? Brother, berani kerana benar, takut kerana salah. Kalau telur besar sangat, kasi hentamlah sama itu Chegubard. Only chicken shits fight in the dark and call big brother BN to back you up.

First unfair conduct (among many):
The Chicken Shit was allowed to use any dewans or padangs that he wanted, but not Chegubard. He was refused permission. When Chegubard called the DO to question why, the answered he got was, "Because I have the power to do so."

So Chicken Shit won that one. (Some people like to eat chicken's shit ah?)

Chicken Shit even used government machineries to campaign eg. when he spoke at schools he would 'hantam' Chegubard. Wah suddenly got balls to talk ah? Oh, I forgot, Chicken Shit only has balls to talk when there's no one there to rebuke him.

Secondly:
'Imported Gangsters' stole Chegubard's campaign equipment and flags and burned/stole billboards. Rembau people noted the presence of outside gangsters.

The damning thing is, this didn't happen in other areas (as far as I know). Only happened in Rembau.. and who's contesting there? Chicken Shit. Now we all know what type of people support Chicken Shit. The lowest form of society.

Would any of you decent people do this even if you were paid to do so? Of course not. It's not honorable. That's why you don't support Chicken Shit.

For pics please visit Zorro here.

Third dirty tactic (among many):
Chicken Shit's gangsters actually stopped Chegubard from entering certain villages to campaign. They were stopped, relieved off their ICs and escorted up to Senawang toll. On top of that, Chegubard was told to 'respect' the gangsters. WTF?!

Chegubard campaigners were even stopped from entering suraus/mosques to pray (Zuhur). DOSA BESAR!! Some non-muslims may not know the implications of this but let me tell you, in Islam, to stop a person from praying is a HUGE sin. They will burn in hell. Chicken Shit supporters seem to think that he is God who will save them from hell fire. They are not afraid of the day of reckoning (akhirat).

It saddens me to think that some people will forego love of god for some Chicken Shit.

Wah wah wah...amboi amboi. Chicken Shit is so worried that the people of Rembau will hear the truth ringing in their ears that he ordered/allowed this.

Whassematter darling? Can't handle the truth?

Fourth dirty tactic:
The electoral roll was dirty and people were turned away when they wanted to vote. If the EC is to be believed, Malaysia should be in the Guinness World Records. We have the oldest person in the world smack in Rembau! Age? 200 yrs old. But you and I know that the EC is not to be believed because of RaShit. Another piece of shit.

Fifth (and most illegal) dirty tactic:
After first count, Chegubard won by a few hundred votes. (This was when the people in Lembah Pantai were cheering with me) BUT then the EC decided that there were a few more ballot boxes that they needed to count.

THESE BOXES DID NOT HAVE THE FORM 14 ACCOMPANYING THEM. THIS IS ILLEGAL. Each ballot box MUST be accompanied by a Form 14 to make it LEGAL. This verifies the division of votes in each voting stream. Ballot boxes without form 14s are ILLEGAL.

When Chegubard asked the EC officials why were these boxes without form 14, they said:
"We ran out of the forms." "Tak cukup borang."

Here the INCOMPETENCE/BIASENESS of EC shines brighter Najib's head. If it was the other way round, those ballot boxes wouldn't even be considered. But since it's for Chicken Shit, well...

Lastly, apparently Chicken Shit's campaigning costs exceeded the limit allowed by the EC.. I'm not surprised, are you? Especially when piece-of-shit RaShit is running the show.

Chegubard's closing words:

"Pertempuran ini tidak berakhir di sini dan mereka perlu menyahut cabaran saya."

That's right! Chicken Shit, since your 2 balls are not enough to face Chegubard, why don't you and Chief Chicken Shit team up against Chegubard!

We have nothing to fear from the TRUTH! If you are in the right, why the hell are you still hiding?!! Fight toe to toe, eye to eye... then we'll see who who speaks the truth.

Piece of shit.

For the low down and dirty, please visit Chegubard's blog here.

Some paras from Chegubard's blog:

Isu keganasan dan gangsterisme banyak berlaku. Teman anak muda yang turun berkempen diugut dan dikasari. Rumah calon Rantau Kak Aisah dikepung gerak gempur Umno dan beliau diugut.

and

Banyak laporan mengenai sikap sombong Khairy. contohnya ada laporan ketika dia melawat Pasar Malam Kota ada peniaga keropok yang sedang sibuk mengoreng keropok dan tidak bersalam dengan dia telah ditarik lesenya, saya telah meminta petugas kempen menghubungi peniaga itu untuk mengesahkan khabar laporan.