Penang - The one you sit on OR the one you THINK with?

Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or failure has been dependent on the one he used most.

- George R. Kirkpatrick

Isn’t it stupid that after going to such lengths to demonize street protests, the ruling coalition are now the ones who would turn to taking to the streets as a legitimate means to voicing their displeasure?

Isn’t it stupid that our premier, who had once frowned on street protests, is now indirectly supporting street protesters by publicly chastising the legal government of Penang rather than his disorderly members?

Isn’t it stupid that that the ruling coalition are tut-tutting themselves, wagging accusing fingers grown fat with decadence and corruption, at the direction of the legal government of Penang for keeping to their promise for equality?

Well, no one said that the ruling coalition were the sharpest of knives, but even they have to admit that such actions transcends stupidity (perhaps redefining the word), and adding to the mythos that the ruling coalition is perhaps the dumbest, most hypocritical and irrelevant political party ever founded.

That is, until someone forms an All-Black Klu Klux Klan, and runs for Senator in Georgia..

Like spoilt children, the now defunct ex-members of the Penang government are railing against some obscure form of injustice that has supposedly been committed against the Malays. Why? Well, some say it is to protect some intrinsic ‘right’, but most of us know that it is because their former masters have their favourite toys taken away from them by – as some moron called Currymurah so aptly put it - the Big Bad Wolf that is the Opposition.

Injustice, you say? Good lord, gather the torches and let’s flay those buggers alive in the name of justice, why don’t you? But before you do that, could you please clarify - for the benefit of the few minds out there that do still have the capacity to inquire the nature of this dastardly deed – WHAT was committed against the good people of Penang to warrant street protests against the state government (former opposition)?

What? Something the lines of abolishing the NEP? Excuse me if I’m a little blunt with you at this point, but what the hell is wrong with that? So what?

Let us not dwell on the fact that the NEP has been replaced with the NDP, or was that DEB? Whatever. Regardless of its acronym, it does not really matter, as these are affirmative action policies put in place because incompetent politicians claims that the Malay mind can only mature in the year 2057, or thereabouts depending on how fat these politicians’ wallets are.

What we should dwell upon is the fact that these are individuals who are openly announcing that there should be no bridging of the racial divide between Malaysians.

What we should dwell upon is the fact that these individuals are ex-members of the government who have lost their positions within the state.

What we should dwell upon is the fact that these individuals are active members in the largest political party within Malaysia, and who are openly calling for revolt because they say that their race is better than others.

No, I’m not saying that some races are better than others. Yes, I’m saying that these morons are saying it.

These losers are saying that in order for our nation to progress, for equality to prevail, for liberties to be protected and for peace to be maintained, their rights are more important than the rights of everyone else.

These jackasses are saying that in order for us to live our lives in relative harmony, we should agree that they are more deserving of more rights than we are.

These morons are saying this not only because they are morally bankrupt, but because their depraved and corrupt ways will render them financially destitute within the month.

Now, when I say loser, morons, jackasses and imbeciles, I am not actually referring to those people protesting this on the street. Well, in some instances, I do. They are as much to blame to the perpetuation of our country’s racial divide because of some archaic belief (if they actually even subscribe to that belief) of racial superiority.

Rather, when I say loser, morons, jackasses and imbeciles, I mean their disgruntled leaders.

So to these morons, jackasses and imbeciles, please do allow me to share some heartfelt advice with you: Go put your head down a toilet bow (preferably one that has already been used), open your mouth, and press the flush button. I don’t know if it’ll help you in your ‘noble cause’, but I know it will make me feel a whole lot better.

Not only have these imbeciles run contrary to their original stance, they are so impotent and ineffectual that they have no other avenues to voice their disgruntlement...which boggles the mind, really. (KLC: Quite stupid, yes)

After all, given that they are members of the ruling coalition, it is not to say that they aren’t able to ‘highlight’ their ‘grievances’ through more legal channels, i.e., the mainstream media, the Parliament, the judiciary, or any other avenues that they have sunk their vampiric fangs in.

Seriously, you jackasses, don’t you think that using one civil liberty as a means of taking away the civil liberty of others is in poor taste?

Sure, I understand you do miss getting fat off all those nice perks you liberally dipped your greedy thumbs in, but you've got to have some style (if not substance) to get away with being avaricious and gluttonous career politicians.

But even being avaricious and gluttonous career politicians is forgivable in light of what they actually are: Individuals who would see others oppressed for their own benefit, and individuals who would manipulate others to subjugate those around them for their own profit.

To these individuals, know that it is evil to commit an injustice, but it is an even greater evil to cause others to commit an injustice.

To those that follow these individuals, know that there is a difference between the end that God gave you to think with, and the end that God gave you to sit with.